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My eyes are screaming

@Mudbriar
Frankly i am of the opinion that the block function is one of the worst inventions there is. It lead to much of the problems we have on social media as people just bury themselves into echo chambers by blocking any and all opposing views instead of learning how to deal with them.

@Cyborg_pony
Biggest flaw with Black Flag is that they put the name “Ass Creed” on it. Just cut the Sass-cunt shit out entirely and create a new IP based on the sailing minigame and Ubisoft could have been raking in some dollars from the Pirates of the Caribbean fans salivating for a good fuckin’ pirate game.

The “muh birthrate” people want this exact scenario. They want poor people who can’t even support themselves to have lots of kids they can’t support because “who the hell are you not to have kids” says the lobster drug addict. That’s his best argument. No cap.

@UrbanMysticDee
Member when I posted that link to Every Episode Of Generic Animated Sitcom™? Today I find the Daily Wire took it as a challenge and actually made a generic animated sitcom with no jokes called Mr. Birchum. It looks exactly the same as the 40 second parody only the animation is even shittier because it’s just flat colors where as the 40 second parody made by a single person has shading. It also has zero jokes. 80 seconds and there wasn’t a single joke. I kept waiting for it to be funny, but it’s boomercon tame “edginess” from 20 years ago that’s been done better by lots of people already dozens of times years ago. “Oh man, what if we made fun of a vegan? No one’s ever done that. What if we had an old woman say “penis”? No one’s ever done that.”

That’s literally the joke from the parody isn’t it? “What if a cartoon said “fart”?” Only they replaced “fart” with “penis”. “What if a cartoon said “penis”?” It’s not funny.

Piece of shit headphones. I got these 29 August last year. 8 days ago a piece of plastic flew off and disappeared. Now the left side just hangs down. It can no longer be adjusted, it’s just flopping loose.

There are 3 kinds of headphones: the ones that go directly inside the ear canal, the big huge giant 1970s ones that tweens these days like that cover your whole head and make everything sound like a tunnel, and the 1990s style that fits on top of the ear without covering it completely. I only like the third kind and finding them is like finding a needle in a haystack.

Didn’t even last a year. I remember in 2009 I had headphones that lasted 5+ years. They used to fail when one of the sides stopped making noise. The physical structure was indestructible. Now they fail in 9 months.

I was born and raised Mormon, but I’ve been agnostic for some 15-20 years now.

@FeatherTrap
Nope. I stopped caring after Black Flag. Hadn’t touched that series since, and that game looks better then most that have come out after.

@Anonymous #5F71
Honestly, if not T E C H N I C A L L Y , a block button would solve a lot of problems for users whom don’t want to interact with or fight/argue with certain users and would save the nosey mods from getting involved in arguments and flamewars they have no business in. It would prevent more fighting and take the weight of dealing with flamewars off the mod’s backs!
Why they’re so against it and why it was never implemented in the first place, I have no fucking idea.

Assassin’s Creed is no longer about well, being an assassin anymore. It’s just Creed.

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Murray Franklin is awful

Beautiful Twiggles

@Cyborg_pony
It literally isn’t Assassins vs Templar anymore, remember?

They decided that it wasn’t enough for them to re-write the history from the Crusades and onwards, they wanted to write historical revisionism as far back as the Fall of the Roman Republic at least. So now it’s “Muh Hiddun Uns” vs “Muh Orduh”.

And apparently, both groups kept those names around with a ideological philosophical disagreement as vague as “We want power” vs “No, bad!” for centuries, until around the time of the Third Crusade at which point both groups serendipitously decided to rebrand and update their logo.

I assume that $400k largely consists of rent in popular tourist attractions?

Somebody made a flash game about George Bush doing just that.