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Fleur de Lis 
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Celestia has seen your browser history, and she will have to carry that unholy knowledge for centuries.
Fleur de Lis
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@πʊßƛįϰ
It’s Apple encryption, so she asked Big Macintosh to use his fancy mathematics.
It’s Apple encryption, so she asked Big Macintosh to use his fancy mathematics.
Anonymous #E97F
Someone informed me that horses are, in fact, real creatures. There is still hope for me to find love.
Fleur de Lis
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“My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic” is the pre-apocalyptic fantasy cartoon show.
Dex Stewart 
Ecto-Phase,Activate!
An officially licensed book stole or traced art work from DeviantArt. I’m pretty sure the original artist wasn’t the illustrator of this book.
Fleur de Lis
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Wow, Canterlot nobility, huh? You know you’ve made it in Equestria when you have a castle, a fancy title, and a unicorn horn that’s shinier than a diamond-encrusted tiara. But let’s be real, those nobles can be a little snooty, am I right?
And don’t even get me started on the Equestrian government - those ponies are more concerned with their fancy galas and tea parties than actual governance. “Sorry, we can’t pass a budget until the scones are served, darling!”
But then there’s the peasantry - the everyday ponies just trying to make a living and stay out of the drama. They’re the ones who are like, “I just want to sell my apples in peace, okay? I don’t need any government officials poking their noses into my business.” They’re the unsung heroes of Equestria - keeping the economy running smoothly while the nobles and government play their power games.
In conclusion, Equestria is like a big old soap opera, with the Canterlot nobles playing the drama queens, the government playing the clueless rulers, and the peasantry playing the supporting cast who just want to get through the day without any drama. It’s a wild ride, folks - just make sure you grab some popcorn and enjoy the show.
FeatherTrap 
Knight of Boops
@Fleur de Lis
So in other words: Equestria has the kind of government that’s a functional irrelevancy on any given day of the week as far as the average citizen is concerned.
So in other words: Equestria has the kind of government that’s a functional irrelevancy on any given day of the week as far as the average citizen is concerned.
Can we swap governments please? If nothing else, because I’d prefer it if the incompetent boobs at the top at least knew how to properly dress. XP
Fleur de Lis
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@Fleur de Lis
Time to examine another word in FIM: “temple”
Time to examine another word in FIM: “temple”
It usually is only said in Daring Do episodes. ( 16 times out of 17 )
Rainbow Dash: [voiceover, steadily getting more excited] "Safely landing on the other side, Daring finally allowed herself a moment to breathe. She turned around to find herself face to face with the long lost temple that she had sought tirelessly for over sixty days and nights!"
Rainbow Dash: [voiceover] "The smell of decay and danger hit Daring Do as she peered into the dimly-lit entrance of the ancient temple."
Rainbow Dash: "Daring Do stood at the entrance to the central temple chamber."
A. K. Yearling: The Amulet of Culiacan, and Caballeron wants it. But the amulet's only a key. [chuckles] The real treasure is hidden in a lost temple. The Seven-Sided Chest of Chicomoztoc. Caballeron wants to sell it to the highest bidder, of course, which is why I need to find it first.
A. K. Yearling: Since I haven't found the temple yet, it's the safest place for me and the amulet. It's crawling with security, and if I get into trouble...
Dr. Caballeron: The Temple of Chicomoztoc is somewhere in this jungle. When I find it, the Seven-Sided Chest is as good as mine! I just need the Amulet of Culiacan to unlock it.
Dr. Caballeron: And now I will continue my search for the temple. Don't go anywhere. [long, drawn out evil laughter]
Dr. Caballeron: Right now? We are thinking that we should thank you for escaping. For you have led us directly to the Lost Temple of Chicomoztoc! [laughing]
Dr. Caballeron: Won't I? You've led me to the temple, and Daring Do is too noble to let harm befall her companions, so the amulet is as good as mine. What? No witty remarks this time about how silly my plan is?
Quibble Pants: Seriously, do you ever not escape out of the top of a temple?!
Daring Do: [unconvinced] Uh-huh. [normal] There's some stairs on the other side of the temple that lead out of the ravine. I suggest you two take them and head west.
Quibble Pants: And that's okay! We might never agree on what makes Daring Do cool, but you... are definitely cool. I-I mean, the way you saved me on the bridge? Wow! And escaping from the temple... you, Rainbow Dash, are awesome.
Rainbow Dash: A bad one. [reading] "The only thing worse than Daring Do's destruction of temples is her cruelty to the mild-mannered Dr. Caballeron"?!
Daring Do: Yes, but the temple traps are far too dangerous to face without a map. And maybe even with one.
Daring Do: There they are! We can catch them before they enter the temple!
Rainbow Dash: I'm gonna need the deluxe spa package after this adventure. That doesn't leave this temple!
There is one exception. In Shadow Play Part 1.
Twilight Sparkle: The Temple of Ponhenge?! You can read that?!